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#can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas
because who doesn’t need a transparent mermaid swimming through their blog